Submitted by Ed McBride & Larry Charneski

Yea though I Fly Through the Valley of Death...I Shall Fear No Evil.
For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing!
(Sign over the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan).
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You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.
(Paul F. Crickmore  SR-71 test pilot)
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
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Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than
submarines in the sky.
(From an old carrier sailor)
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If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's
probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe
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When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have
enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
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Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive
flying club.
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What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?

If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, ..the
pilot dies.
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Never trade luck for skill.
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The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in
aviation are:
"Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" and "Oh Shit!"
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Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
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Progress in airline flying: now a flight attendant can get a
pilot pregnant.
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Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to
successfully complete the flight.
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A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck;
three in a row is prevarication.
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I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.
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Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up
there!
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Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag
for the purpose of storing dead batteries
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Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your
plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding
or doing anything about it.
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When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was
forgotten.
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Just remember, if you crash because of weather, your funeral
will be held on a sunny day.
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Advice given to RAF pilots during WWII When a prang (crash)
seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in
the vicinity as slow and gently as possible.
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The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; ...it can
just barely kill you.
(Attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot)
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A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his
plane to its maximum.
(Jon McBride, astronaut)
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If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far
into the crash as possible.
(Bob Hoover - renowned aerobatic and test pilot)
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If an airplane is still in one piece, don't cheat on it; ride
the (expletive) down.
(Ernest K. Gann, author & aviator)
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Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.
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There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.
(Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970).
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"What is the purpose of the propeller? The purpose of the
propeller is to keep the pilot cool.
You don't believe that?
If the propeller stops, watch how the pilot starts to sweat."
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If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.
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Basic Flying Rules Try to stay in the middle of the air.
Do not go near the edges of it.
The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of
ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.
It is much more difficult to fly there.
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You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes
full power to taxi to the terminal.
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There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there
are no old bold pilots.
(T. J. Christensen, RCAF WW II pilot and airline captain)
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